Remember When ASIO Specifically Warned Dutton About Threats Of Extremist Far-Right Propaganda?
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As Melbourne descends into the chaos of confused and propaganda-fuelled protests, everyone but the Murdoch media machine is reminiscing about the time...
“Actually, Maybe The Hunter Might Be A Better Fit For Our Kristina” Says Labor Party
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After a week of pretending they aren't hearing the very real concerns from their supporters in Western Sydney, The Australian Labor Party...
“Who The Hell Doesn’t Own An iPhone? Haha” Laughs PM When Asked About Non-Digital Vax Passports
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Online bookies are currently offering very good odds that Scotty from Marketing has not once considered how to provide our elderly or...
Masked Singer Audiences Blown Away As Profusely Sweating Barnaby Brings House Down With Jolene
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The Deputy Prime Minister has wowed reality TV viewers this week, after an incredible performance on the Masked Singer last night.
With plenty...
“Go The Doggies!” Yells Cabra Keneally While Wearing A Western Bulldogs AFL Scarf At Belmore
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The soon-to-be-crowned Labor candidate for the electorate of Fowler in South-West Sydney has today shown just how committed she is to her...
Cabra Keneally Begins Western Sydney Campaign By Ordering A Mongolian Lamb At Vietnamese Joint
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All the critics who said a career Labor politician from Sydney's Northern Beaches wouldn't be able to code-switch into the safe South-West...
Scotty Puts To Bed Hair Plug Rumours By Rocking A Fedora
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Hoping the nation would be too distracted by everything else, the Prime Minister has set the record straight about his mysterious disappearance a...
“Greetings, Fellow Immigrants!” Says Kristina Keneally On Her First Ever Visit To Cabramatta
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The days of the Australian Labor Party being dictated by pale, stale and male career bureaucrats are over!
This follows the news that...
Scotty From Marketing Holds Focus Groups On How To Overcome Greatest Threat To His Re-Election
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Scotty From Marketing has today brought together the greatest marketing minds that the Hillsong faction of the Young Liberals have to offer.
This...
Gladys: “The ICAC Will Re-Open When We Reach 170% Double-Jabbed Because It’s Not Really Essential, Is It?”
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Sydney-based Left-leaning witch hunt gang, the Independent Commission Against Corruption, will be among the last services to re-open in...
