PM: “When Will You Plebs Learn! There’s Different Rules For Underperforming Career Politicians”
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As was expected, Scotty From Marketing has refused to apologise for anyone who might've taken issue with the fact that he was...
Report: How Does This Bloke Still Think He Can Get Away With Secret Little Holidays?
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In revelations that have left plenty around the nation shaking their heads in disbelief, it's emerged that the Prime Minister has once again...
Scotty Asks National Women’s Summit If He Can Bring In His Translator
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The nation's Head of Marketing is today doing his best to try and avoid another PR nightmare.
Speaking at the opening of the...
“Get Out Gerry!” Shouts Centrelink Receptionist As Billionaire Approaches Desk For A New Rort
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The embattled public servant working the front desk at Gold Coast Centrelink has finally cracked the shits with these dole bludgers today.
As...
Nation’s Sleazy Marketing Guys Distance Themselves From The Prime Minister
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There's a peculiar vibe at the bar of one of the most popular Woolworths-owned craft brewery in Betoota's corporate Old City District...
Report: Nah He Tweakin
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In some breaking news from Canberra this afternoon, the Prime Minister is officially tweakin.
This comes after he fronted the media again in...
Scotty Withdraws WA Cavemen Comments: “I Forgot My Friends At Rio Tinto Blew Up All Their Caves”
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In one of the stranger stories of recent times, the nation's Prime Minister has today withdrawn some comments and apologised for his actions....
Flashback: Remember When Scotty Visited His Ancestral Home While We Were Stuck Here With No Jabs
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FROM THE ARCHIVES: Today, The Betoota Advocate remembers a more simpler time in the 24-hour news cycle.
Back in early-June, 2021 (roughly 12...
“Albo’s Nowhere To Be Seen” Says Voter Who Only Watches Sky News And Only Reads The Australian
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A middle class Australian voter who only gets her news from within the 70% of the Australian media market owned and run...
Sky News Producers Begin Gruelling Task Of Upskilling Hosts From ‘Dictator’ To ‘Taliban Dan’
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As Victoria records 57 new locally acquired cases, it seems that the chances of an early release from Melbourne's extended two-week lockdown are...
