“Freedom Was MY Idea!!!” Screams Scotty After Perrottet Steals His Thunder By Opening Pubs
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Scotty From Marketing has today yelled his way through a 30 minute press conference, after the terrifying realisation that he had missed an...
PM Guarantees Re-Election With Historically Successful Strategy Of Talking Shit About Queensland
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In what can only be described as another dummy spit from a man who is desperately trying to shift blame away from his...
Bloke Who Spent $660m On Pre-Election Car Parks Argues Against Need For Corruption Watchdogs
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing says the NSW anti-corruption watchdog that has forced the resignation of several NSW premiers and the incarceration of...
“Where The Hell Is Everyone?” Shouts Scotty In Empty ANZ Stadium
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The Prime Minister has been left in a state of confusion after showing up to watch the NRL Grand Final in his home...
Hot Mess Gladys Blames Mercury Retrograde For Alleged Corruption That Led To Her Resignation
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Politicians from all parties, journalists, public figures and Prime Minister Scott Morrison have been quick to praise the outgoing New South Wales Premier...
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian Resigns: “It’s Gonna Be A Hot Girl Summer”
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In yet another example of a New South Wales Premier having to step down from their role due to a corruption investigation, Gladys...
Turnbull Says He’s Losing Faith In The Leadership Of The Dumbest Men He’s Ever Had To Work With
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Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has this week revealed that he's not exactly confident in the leadership of one of the most incompetent...
Party Who’ve Done Fuck All About Drought, Ice Epidemic, Fires, Underfunded Hospitals/Schools, Floods And Mice Plague To Fight For Regional Constituents On Net Zero
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There's some good news for regional Australians today!
For the first time in decades, the party that is paid to represent people from...
Voters Excited To See How Much More Damage Nats Can Cause While Scotty Quarantines For 2 Weeks
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The Prime Minister has returned from America overnight, after a big week of destroying trade relationships with the European Union in an effort...
ALP Begin Searching Rural QLD Bowls Clubs For Antagonistic Retired Shearers To Run As Candidates
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The Opposition Leader, whose name is Anthony Albanese, has today announced a candidate drive in Queensland's rural working class electorates that his...
