Politics

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In yet another example of a New South Wales Premier having to step down from their role due to a corruption investigation, Gladys Berejiklian has today announced that she will resign as soon as the Liberal Party can elect a new leader and will also resign from the NSW Parliament. The Premier has delivered a heartfelt resignation today, in...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has this week revealed that he's not exactly confident in the leadership of one of the most incompetent politicians he's ever had the great displeasure of calling a colleague The unemployed multi-millionaire from Sydney's Eastern Suburbs has accused the one-millionaire Prime Minister from Sydney's Eastern suburbs of damaging Australia's national security interests by sucking...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT There's some good news for regional Australians today! For the first time in decades, the party that is paid to represent people from the bush, is actually going to fight for them. Not on issues like woeful underfunding of health and education services, or the scourge of crystal methamphetamine through local communities, or the mice plague that's about...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Prime Minister has returned from America overnight, after a big week of destroying trade relationships with the European Union in an effort to get photographed alongside Joe Biden and Boris Johnson. He now has two weeks of quarantine ahead of him in Canberra, a protocol that really makes voters question if his 4-day-trip to meet with Rupert Murdoch...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Opposition Leader, whose name is Anthony Albanese, has today announced a candidate drive in Queensland's rural working class electorates that his party could once rely on every election. While Annastacia has found success in winning back pivotal seats in the bush and FNQ at a state level, the party continues to suffer federally. Many put this down to...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Melbourne descends into the chaos of confused and propaganda-fuelled protests, everyone but the Murdoch media machine is reminiscing about the time ASIO boss Mike Burgess warned the Minister of Home Affairs that right-wing extremists are becoming one of our biggest national security threats. Yesterday, violence erupted outside of the CFMEU offices as construction union heavyweights punched on...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a week of pretending they aren't hearing the very real concerns from their supporters in Western Sydney, The Australian Labor Party have today decided to map out an alternative plan to parachute Kristina Keneally into the Federal Lower House. As a career politician who only got to enjoy her time as NSW Premier for half a term,...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Online bookies are currently offering very good odds that Scotty from Marketing has not once considered how to provide our elderly or homeless with vax passports, as the Prime Minister continues to surprise with how badly he has fucked up in his alleged managing of this pandemic. As was announced last month, the federal government will be starting to...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Deputy Prime Minister has wowed reality TV viewers this week, after an incredible performance on the Masked Singer last night. With plenty of speculation about who was inside the 'The Volcano,' it's fair to say that nobody expected to be Barnaby Joyce. So, it was a piece of reality tv production brilliance when the noted anti-masker emerged...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The soon-to-be-crowned Labor candidate for the electorate of Fowler in South-West Sydney has today shown just how committed she is to her local consistuents: By lowering herself to a photoshoot at a local rugby league club. Kristina Keneally, or Cabra Keneally as she is now known by the locals, says if she's learnt anything from her time in...