Labor Party To Look After Working Class Base By Pushing Through Tax Cuts That Benefit Top 1%
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
The Australian Labor Party has today confirmed its commitment to fighting for its base.
Marking their 100th day in office yesterday, the new...
Fears Grow That Barnaby Joyce Will Be Left Behind As Inflation Eats Into His $211,000 A Year Wage
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT
Peaceful idyllic family man, Barnaby Joyce, is at risk of being left behind as spiraling inflation eats into his measly $211,000 a year...
Scotty Reveals Why He Can’t Actually See Anything Wrong With His Behaviour
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As the nation deals with the idea that Scotty from Marketing secretly swearing himself into umpteen different jobs was perfectly legal, Scotty has...
Scotty’s Defends Actions With New Claim That Multiple Ministries Isn’t Illegal In Bible Either
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
Side Hustle Scotty has today offered up a fresh new response to allegations he behaved improperly over the last few years.
Current Prime...
Hungover Albanese Sighs After Realising Morning Meeting Could Have Been An Email
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
The nation's new Prime Minister has today let out a massive sigh, before heading into a 'boring as' meeting.
With a greasy Pad...
Opinion: Has Woke Culture Killed The Larrikin? | By Guest Writer Scott Morrison
SCOTT MORRISON | Everyday Man | CONTACT
*After seeing just how good humoured former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has been regarding all the articles and memes centred on...
Relatable Aussie Larrikin Has A Laugh At Himself For Hilariously Undermining Nation’s Democracy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation's former Prime Minister has today proven that he's still got it.
After a barrage of criticism for deliberately undermining the nation's...
Scotty Provides Images Of His Daily Briefings To Prove He Was Across All Of Those Secret Jobs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
The nation's busiest man has today provided some rock-solid evidence that he does in fact live up to the title.
Former Prime Minister...
Australian Dance Music Now Dominated By Christian DJs After Scotty Secretly Takes Over Ministry Of Sound
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some bizarre news, it appears Scott Morrison’s rampage on ministries has gone a lot deeper than initially thought, as documents reveal the...
Working Single Mum Impressed Scotty Was Able To Do All Those Jobs And Have Time To Cook Dinner
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA hard working single mum has today found herself being impressed by former Prime Minister Scott Morrison, after finding out he not only...
