Opinion: Are Immigrants Stealing Your Job Or Is It Scott Morrison?
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactMeet Greg Landson, he’s 24, has a degree in engineering, and has worked for two companies, doing whatever the hell it is that...
Time Rich Side Hustle Scotty Unveils New Hire-A-Minister Business
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The nation's former Prime Minister has today revealed to The Advocate that he won't ever stop grinding.
This follows explosive revelations that Scott...
Side Hustle Scotty Rejects Role Of Women’s Minister Saying Extra Pressure Isn’t Worth 25% Pay Cut
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactFormer Prime Minister Scott Morrison has somehow been able to put a dingleberry garnish on a shit sandwich this morning, after admitting he’d...
Side Hustle Scotty Confirms He’s Taking Oscar Piastri’s Contract With Alpine For Next F1 Season
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some very unwelcome news for Formula 1 fans, it can be revealed that the Alpine contract disaster has now been sorted out...
Norman Gunston Called Out Of Retirement To Cover New Scandal Involving Governor General And PM
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Political diehards are foaming at the mouth today after revelations a famous figure could be coming out of retirement.
Norman Gunston, one of...
Scotty Reveals He Secretly Took Over Various Ministries After Watching Order Of The Phoenix
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn news that has surprised absolutely no one, it appears that a man known for roleplaying as blue-collar workers has now found himself...
John Barilaro Unwinds After A Big Day At Parliamentary Inquiry By Braining A Couple Of Koalas
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The Former Deputy Premier of NSW has today taken a bit of time to himself to unwind from a hectic start to the...
Ricky Stuart Clarifies That As A Queanbeyan Local, He Knows A Weak Gutted Dog When He Sees One
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Canberra Raiders coach Ricky Stuart has today poured fuel on the fire he lit on Saturday night.
The fiery character has moved to...
80,000L Of Kerosene Sits Idly Inside NSW Parliament Waiting For Barilaro Inquiry To Get Underway
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The entire floor of the New South Wales Parliament is currently buried underneath 80,000 litres of highly flammable kerosene stockpiled in plastic 40...
Dutton Rushed To Hospital After Begging Parliament To Not Be Afraid Of His Chunk Of Uranium
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The nation's opposition leader has reportedly been rushed to hospital this afternoon, after a shocking health scare in the bush capital.
This comes...
