Advice Column | How The Budget Fixes Everything For Homeless People Living On The Street
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT
I’m not really into politics. But it’s no secret that the government inherited a significant fiscal challenge, with a...
“What Can We Sell” Asks Jim Chalmers, Channeling His Inner Paul Keating
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
The nation's Treasurer is deep in thought this morning, after a hectic 24 hours of trying to sell his government's first budget.
Following...
Liberals Criticise Government For Not Including Even A Few Billion For Pointless Carparks In Budget
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
The nation's Shadow Treasurer has today let the country know that he is NOT a fan of what the Labor Government are serving...
Treasurer To Spend Entire Budget Speech Explaining How His Party Weren’t In Power For Last Decade
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
The nation's treasurer has today offered The Betoota Advocate some exclusive insight into what he is forecasting for the nation's future.
Treasurer Jim...
Greens Declare New Candidates Must Only Date People Who Ride Environmentally Friendly E-Scooters
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAfter the party faced backlash over revelations that their deputy leader previously dated someone who willingly chose to ride a fossil fuel guzzling...
Adam Bandt Defends Senator Lidia Thorpe: “Some Bikies Can Be Really Hot”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In news that will only increase her vote with rednecks and union heavies, Greens senator Lidia Thorpe has resigned as the party’s deputy...
Refugees Comforted By Teal Candidates Who Support Their Right To Settle Nowhere Fucking Near Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australians who live in really nice suburbs with fairy lights on the main street are now finally being given the opportunity to vote...
Victorian Libs Make Last Ditch Effort To Win Back Votes With Bold ‘Dan Andrews Is A Trans Chinese Muslim Robot’ Campaign
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Despite being the most unlikable politician throughout the entire pandemic, it seems that Victorian Premier Dan Andrews is right on track for yet...
Katter: A Federal Corruption Watchdog Is Not A Bad Shout, And I’m All For It, And Yes, If Any Of These Bastards Are Lining Their Own Pockets Then I...
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After a long election campaign of promising to lock up crooked politicians, The Australian government is set to introduce its long-awaited Federal Corruption...
Pocock Agrees To Climate Change Bill In Return For Inquiry Into Waratah Bias In Wallaby System
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
New Independent Senator David Pocock is really making his presence felt in Canberra today.
The new Senator for the ACT is set to...
