“No.. NO… NOOOO!!” Scream Liberal MPs As A Guillotine Is Unveiled At Robodebt Royal Commission
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The last few Liberal MPs that remain in Federal Parliament after the May election have been once again caught by surprise this morning.
Former...
Inspired By Jordan Peterson, Scott Morrison Releases Own 12 Rules For Life
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Proving he can still embarrass us even when he’s not PM, Scotty from Marketing bought front row meet and greet tickets to YouTube...
Reporter Slammed For Asking Ardern And Marin If They Plan On Having A Pillow Fight Later
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactNew Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern yesterday had to reprimand a young reporter, after a conference proved even being the leader of a...
“Highlighting My Blatant, Psychopathic, Extremely Weird Abuses Of Power Is Political Intimidation”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Member for Cook has today shocked the nation by revealing that he is physically incapable of saying the word sorry.
The former...
Liberal Party Hires Self-Help Guru Who Specialises In Fixing Spectacularly Useless Men
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Federal Opposition have this week raised eyebrows after revealing a new ploy to turn their party around.
While Anthony Albanese and Peter...
Katter Says The Key To Tackling Inflation Is A Full-Tilt Return To A Cash-Only Economy Because It Seems That Every Purchase And Sale That We Document Be That By...
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australians have been told to brace ourselves for even more inflation, as the international unrest of war, diplomatic break downs and natural disasters...
Matthew Guy Snaps His Sim Card In Half After Peter Dutton Calls To Offer Help On The Campaign
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Victorian Liberals are this week putting their shoulder to the wheel in a battle to retain key heartland seats currently at risk...
Albanese Tells Italian PM She Hasn’t Had Gelato Until She’s Been To Bar Italia In Leichhardt
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
It's been a huge few days of international diplomacy for Anthony Albanese.
And, somehow, he's managed to head overseas and meet a bunch...
Australia Wows COP27 Summit With Bespoke Byron Bay Clean Coal And King Island Renewable Gas
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
With another international climate conference rolling around, the nation of Australia has once again taken the opportunity to embarrass itself.
Following up the embarrassing...
Mandatory Military Service Once Again Gets Brought Up By Old Cunts Who Are In The Clear
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTProving that some people will talk about any old shit to pass the time, the idea of mandatory military service has once again...
