Only Person That Didn’t Bring Chair To Festival Campsite Somehow Always Sitting In One
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A friend who arrived wildly unprepared at a shared campsite for a popular East Coast music festival does not appear to be apologetic...
“Jeez, Party At Your Place Tonight?” Says Smart Arse In Bottle Shop
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A local half-wit has taken delight in poking fun at the amount of grog currently being purchased by the customer queued in front...
Designated Drivers Advised To Steer Clear Of Nan’s Rum Balls
Police have issued a warning to all designated drivers today: Stay away from Nan’s Rum Balls.
The warning comes after a spate of DUI’s across...
“Gee Its Hot!” Says Baby Boomer Who Doesn’t Know What To Say To His Son’s Boyfriend
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A local Betoota man is trying his level best to have a conversation with his son’s boyfriend today, after both of them dropped...
Issue With PayPol Easily Fixed With A Quick $10K Deposit Into Unrelated Westpac Account
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A local Betoota scam artist is waiting with bated breath today, after launching a brand new worldwide con involving sending people emails from...
Weekend Ruined By Adult Responsibilities
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Betoota recruiter Paul Miller (28) has had to abandon his plans for a relaxing weekend upon realising he can no longer neglect...
Clive Palmer Begins Firing M16 At Queensland Nickel Liquidators In Dramatic Final Stand
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Clive Palmer has been spotting wielding an M16 machine gun at on the top floor of his Coolum mansion today, while knocking off...
Ch9 Executive Just Wishes He’d Been In A Position To Stop Burke When He Was Burke’s Boss
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Prominent ex-Channel Nine executive Daniel Gycker OAM says he has been rattled by the allegations made about Don Burke and published overnight in...
Local Woman Survives Family Event With Series Of Trips To Bathroom To Look At Phone
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What was meant to be a fun event for anyone over 30 has turned into a nightmare for Michelle Handley (29) who...
Katter Calls For $120m Plebiscite On Whether Crocs Should Be Allowed To Eat North Queenslanders
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Maverick MP Bob Katter has today renewed calls for a new $120 million plebiscite into whether crocodiles should be allowed to eat North...
