Complimentary Mentos Enough To Spur Punter Into Feeding Another Pineapple Through
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As they always say, there ain’t no such thing as a free lunch. If ever the adage rang true, it was this...
No Campaign Blames Result On Lower Number Of No Voters
In a decision that has shocked no one, over 70% of the Australian public voted in favour of legalising same sex marriage on the...
Townsville Council Propose 80 Metre ‘JT The Redeemer’ Sculpture On Top Of Castle Hill
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Townsville mayor Jenny Hill has today announced a proposal to erect a 328 ft soapstone statue of Cowboys captain and future rugby league immortal,...
Thirsty Merc Counting Down The Days To Peak Summertime Music Royalty Season
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As the days stretch out and the heats sets in, many Australians look forward to the warm and enticing embrace of the...
Tradies Conclude That Things Must Be Fucked As Engineer Lights A Durrie On Site
A fresh-faced and squeaky clean graduate engineer has raised eyebrows this afternoon after sparking a PJ Gold onsite. 23 yo Dustin Willoughby was seen...
Torturous 12 Hours In Heels All Worth It For The ‘Picked A Winner’ Instagram Caption
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A local woman's cheeky pun that draws parallels between horse-racing and her current relationship has made her Melbourne Cup Day all worth it.
After...
Sunday: Half-Pissed Local Man Haunted By Every Single Life Decision As Clock Nears 10pm
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A recently-single man who has attempted to drink his way out of three consecutive hangovers is tonight suffering an attack of the grog...
Woman Who Spoke Up About Sexual Assault Online Comforted By Man Telling Her Men Can Be Victims Too
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In an effort to raise awareness, local woman Leslie Tillard (26) shared her sexual assault story on social media and has since been...
Uni Student’s Positive Outlook On World Slowly Being Crushed By Perpetual MDMA Comedown
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A first year uni student who spends half of each week weaving her way out of a 'come down' has slowly started to...
Bloke Who Wants People To Know He’s Made The Big Time Torn Between Crownies Or Coronas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A Redlands Bay man who's been rolling in cash recently doesn't know which type of beer will make his neighbours more jealous,...
