Report: Rove Doesn’t Seem To Age
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Despite almost a twenty year career in media, Rove McManus has not really aged much.
The Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation have...
Peking Duk Reveal Plans For 2018: Buying The Raiders And Appointing Ken Nagas As Coach
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Following a warm reception to the release of their new single ‘Let You Down’ featuring Swedish electropop duo Icona Pop, the North Canberra electronic music duo...
Brisbane Says It’d Prefer A Real Youth Crime Problem Over These Lame Fucks On Scooters
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The people of Brisbane are cringeing today at the fact that the closest thing to street-crime that their inner-city police have had...
Financial Sector Confirm “Staff Bonding” Code For “The Boss Will Be Doing Cocaine Too”
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Feeling extremely delicate, tender, frazzled and flat, young Sam Wilson is not in a good state today.
After another “team bonding session”...
Open-Minded Drunk Chicks Encourage Shy Taxi Driver To Put His Bollywood Tunes Back On
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A local taxi driver has today been asked to not be embarrassed about his taste in music, as a backseat of drunk Aussie...
Entrepreneur From Hometown Finally Settles On A Business Idea That Isn’t A Pyramid Scheme
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A local girl that you haven't really heard much about since she briefly moved to the city for the three months before...
Bloke Who Sells Admin Software To Medium-Sized Businesses Describes Job As ‘Hustlin’
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To the untrained eye, 28 year old Jacob Lieschke is a sales representative for a company that sells workflow systems to medium sized...
“I’m The Big Dog” Says Bloke Who Isn’t The Big Dog
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An ambitious local man has been campaigning on-and-off for several years now with a self-given nickname that suggests he is at the top...
Surfie Confuses Beachgoers By Not Pointlessly Sprinting As Fast As He Can Into Ocean
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A local boardrider has broken surfie protocol today by casually walking through the sand towards the ocean, without making a big deal.
Nearby beachgoers...
Girlfriend’s Workmates Not As Fun As She Sold Them To Be
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Even though she has explicitly admitted to the fact that the workmates she socialises with are not good company outside of work, it...
