Bachelorette Recap: Stafford Brothers-Lookalike Gets Mercilessly Friend-Zoned
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Well the 4th episode started off just as uncomfortably as the show can get, with Osher Gunsberg arriving to the Jock Mansion with...
Local Hunk Woos Women On Tinder With Three Different Motorbike Photos
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A local man has this week had to come to terms with the fact that women, for the most part, probably aren't interesting...
Local Girl Seeks New Friendship Circle After Realising She’s Currently ‘The Miranda’
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Part of entering adulthood is realising you might not necessarily be who you think you are. This day came early for 19...
Tassie Protestor Says Abbott Was Lucky He Didn’t Get Him With His Other Head As Well
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Tasmanian police will investigate Tony Abbott's claim that he was headbutted by a Tasmanian in Hobart on Thursday after the former Oxford university boxer, turned...
ABS Warns Yes Votes Don’t Count Unless They’re Instagramed With Caption And Emojis
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Sending off your same-sex marriage survey response without instagraming yourself filling it in, or placing the envelope into the post box may render...
Report: Weekend’s Damage To Bank Account Only A Reality If You Check It
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After a big hit-out over the weekend, local Betoota event planner, Casey Lee (24) has finally stopped putting of the inevitable, and...
Osher Escorted Off Set Of Bachelor After Literally Cutting The Tension With A Knife
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Uh OH! Matty has dumped Australia’s favourite #BACHELORAU contestant Tara, only to be met with a flood of angry tweets from people who...
Report: Walking Into Someone’s Photo Is Fine As Long As You Half-Heartedly Duck
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A recent report by the Australian Institute For Tourism Photography has found that the obviously unavoidable occurrence of walking in between a photographer...
New LinkedIn Photo Bringing In Shitloads Of Work
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Looking perky in a popped-button business shirt and blue blazer, in front of a plain white background, financial relationship manager Ron Frankham has...
Girlfriend Glides Over Wildly Inconsistent Timeline And Blatant Plot Holes In Last Night’s Dream
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A study conducted by the Australian Opposite-Sex Relationship Lobby has found that a local Betoota man by the name of Roddy has spent...
