WTF? Some People Actually Don’t Know How To Swim, Like Fully Grown Adults
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Aside from migrants and bushies who originate from landlocked, drought stricken terrains - there is actually a population of Australians who don't know...
Abbott Reveals He Slept Through 2015 Libspill After A Couple Bottles Of Red
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Far-right members of the Coalition have today criticised former Prime Minister Tony Abbott for missing a series of pivotal moments during his...
Big Mouth Billy Bass Still Good For A Laugh
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A recent report by the AHBA (Australian Home Bars Association) has found that the popular late nineties novelty gift 'Big Mouth Billy Bass'...
Local Drug Dealer Sends Out Text Message Reminding Customers To Enrol To Vote
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With one day left to register for the electoral commission, over 1300 companies have confirmed support marriage equality - including all the banks, all...
Aaron Gocs To Reprise Heath Ledger’s Most Iconic Character In ‘Candy’ Remake
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Australian comedian turned serious actor, Aaron Gocs will lead an extraordinary ensemble cast for Channel 10’s contemporary re-imagining of Australian literary and film...
Dick Smith To Spend $1M Advertising The Stuff Your Pop Says When He’s Had A Few
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Australian pre-internet entrepreneur Dick Smith has this week revealed that his definitely still rich enough to not be ignored.
The multiple home-owning North Shore...
“It All Makes Sense” Says Traumatised Tamworth Merino
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A traumatized Tamworth merino whether has finally been able to reconcile with years of mistreatment at the hands of a certain agricultural...
Mate Who’s Got Responsibilities Tomorrow Urged To Not Think About Them Right Now
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A local regular at the Lord Kidman hotel has already insinuated that he will be pulling up stumps soon, as he apparently has...
Australian Drug Dealers To Retire Ounce Measurement In Transition To Metric System
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After 47-years in the making, the metrication of Australia has been officially completed today, as Australian drug dealers finally make the transition from...
Bus Driver Waiting Until Passenger Is Almost Seated Before He Steps On It
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Local bus driver, Morgan Turinui (45) is waiting until his most recent passenger is no longer holding onto anything before he puts the...
