Health-Conscious Bloke Decides Against First Straw In The Dispenser At Maccas
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A health fanatic from Betoota's Northside has today proven just how much he cares about what goes into his body, by not using...
Footy Panel Show Waxes Someone Again
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A recent report by the ACMA has today found that AFL and NRL panel shows really do get some good mileage out of...
1st-Year Uni Student Begins Adulthood By Finally Deciding On Favourite Type Of Coffee
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A local 18-year-old has today decided that she has had enough different types of coffee to confidently say she has a favourite.
While taking...
Young Person Suffering From Gayness Still Not As Sick As Daily Telegraph Readers
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A Betoota teenager who enjoys Lady Gaga and has a trophy cabinet full of gold medals for jazz and tap is actually in...
Millennial Tags Boyfriend Located At Other End Of Couch In Relatively Funny Meme
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A local member of Generation-Y has today lived out exactly what her parents fear most, by communicating with her long-term boyfriend only via...
Local Bloke Instagrams Photo Of Himself Hiking On First Weekend Off The Gear In Two Years
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A local bloke has today suggested that he too has the motivation and fitness to do normal things on weekends, with an out-of-character...
Report: Mid-Arvo Piss Ups On Gorgeous Queenslander-Style Verandas Are So Good
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Sinking piss on a gorgeous Queenslander-style-stilted-timber-veranda is one Australia's most valuable offerings when it comes to quality of life - a global survey...
ATO Worried There Won’t Be Much For Their Sons To Steal If Aussies Keep Avoiding Tax
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Administrators of the Australian Taxation Office have today revealed that they are concerned Australians might be claiming too many deductions in their tax...
Uni Student Opts Towards Tracksuits In Bed Over $40 Bar Heater
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While blatantly ignoring the fact that it has been pretty chilly for the last couple months, local uni student, Thom Kennedy, reckons he...
Girlfriend Takes An Hour To Explain Fairly Common Social Scenario That Happened With The Girls
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A local woman has spent the best part of an hour explaining to her boyfriend the intricate, and apparently fragile, social nuances...
