Disney On Ice: Cinderella And Snow White Arrested On Drug Charges
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The latest ‘Disney on Ice’ tour has hit a major speed bump today after two of its stars were arrested for possession...
2016 Census Results Suggests Everyone Needs To Calm The Fuck Down About Islam
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Former PM Tony Abbott has today joined other conservative minor party politicians in accusing the Australian Bureau of Statistics of driving a...
Dad Forced To Take 18 Different Departure Gate Photos Before Kiss Goodbye
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A recent report from the Department Of Foreign Affairs And Trade has found the most important part of any...
Red Symons Confirms Iconic Nickname Came From The Colour Of His Neck
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Former Hey Hey It's Saturday regular and Skyhooks guitarist, Red Symons, has today confirmed all rumours about the colour of his neck,...
Neo-Nazi Wants Australia To Go Back To How It Used To Be When His Pop Was At War With Nazis
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Local neo-nazi skinhead Bryce Cantrell (19) says he is sick of the attitudes held by people who don't seem to care about...
Local Girl Posts Smoking Hot Photo Of Self As Birthday Tribute To Less Photogenic Friend
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Local girl, Shannon Varbetti (27) has today taken to social media to pay tribute to 'one of her best friends and rock...
Bloke Sticks Up For Mate That Nobody Else Likes By Insisting His Humour Is ‘Dry’
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Local bloke, Woodsy, refuses to acknowledge that his tag-a-long mate from another social circle is actually way funnier and charismatic than people...
Local Man Quits Buying Cigarettes
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Friends of Robert Winborough have slowing begun withdrawing him from social invite lists, fed up that the self-confessed reformed smoker has been...
Sydney Spends $10 Million On Lighting To Distract Tourists From The Lack Of Music And Dancing
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NSW Police will have 20,000 fully-armed officers on stand-by in Circular Quay over the next fortnight, As Sydney will be transformed into...
George Christensen Admits To Being The Face Of Matchbox 20’s 1996 Breakthrough Album
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Federal Member for Dawson, George Christensen MP has today owned up to his past life as a plus-sized male model in the early...
