Local Restaurant Now Successful Enough To Have To Worry About Rich People Allergies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
A modern fusion restaurant in Betoota's bustling inner-city suburb of Greviequa has today proudly declared that they are now so popular that they...
Poor Contribution To BBQ Justified By The Fact That These 4 Sausages Have Herbs In Them
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local man has tried to make amends for the fact that he didn’t bring anywhere near enough drinks, any form of salad...
Real Estate Agent With Degree In Sound Engineering Reckons Now Is A Great Time To Buy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Despite looming concerns about the state of Australia’s housing market, one local Real Estate Agent assured us today that everything is going to...
BREAKING: January Is Almost Over And You Haven’t Achieved Shit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
In breaking news this evening, it can be revealed that the first of twelve months in the 2021 calendar year is almost at...
Local Girl Sends 83 Drunken Texts Explaining She Doesn’t Need Toxic People In Her Life
TRACEY BENDINGER | Social Nuances | Contact
After making excuses to get out of an arranged dinner date, Sally Westington (27), sits at her Betoota Cove apartment drinking alone...
The Girls Decide On A Round Of Espresso Martinis With The Bar Six Deep And One Bartender On
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Bartender and mixologist Andy Samson could feel some eyes burning holes in him this afternoon as he frantically tried to get through an...
Barista Asserts Authority By Loudly Referring To Your Skim Cappuccino As “Skinny Cap!”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
For young professional Calum Jones (26) ordering a large skim cappuccino is hard enough to do without feeling judged, especially at his local...
Nation’s Commodore Owners Urged To Give Her Some
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The nation's Commodore drivers have today been urged to go on then, and to also send it.
This follows a recent report by the...
Elon Musk Promises To Make Summernats 100% Renewable By Next Year Or It’s Free
TRACEY BENDINGER | ACT | CONTACT
The 2018 Summernats car festival ended yesterday, however, news of the fully-charged-high-horsepower-high-pollution event has only just reached the United States of America,...
Local Chicken Shop Feels The Wrath Of 1 Star Review From Joint Facebook Account
LOUIS BURKE | Food | CONTACT
After a negative experience at a local chicken shop, semi-retirees Lionel and Linda decided to take matters all the way to the top...
