Majority Of Australian Worksite Accidents Found To Be She’ll-Be-Right-Related
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A recent industry report has found that a vast majority of both minor, critical and fatal worksite injuries in Australia are directly related...
Does Mowing Down A Perfectly Aligned Puddle Make You A Bad Person?
LEROY PERCIVAL | Central-Coast Queensland Folk-Rock Editor | CONTACT
A local do-gooder has today faced one of her toughest moral dilemmas whilst driving to the shops this morning.
As Theresa McKillop,...
Silly Season’s Latest Casualty Revealed To Be This City Worker’s Belt
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
In November, Artie Pert was a svelt 81 kilograms ringing wet.
Now, the 26-year-old is getting called 'big fella' by...
Spice Girls Reunion Reignites Childhood Rivalries Over Who Gets To Be Sporty Spice
TRACEY BENDINGER | Pop Culture & Property | CONTACT
The news of a Spice Girls reunion sent waves through the millions of now adult fans scattered across the...
Australian Pacific Islander Community Responsible For 90% Of All Crying Laugh Emojis
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A recent report by Nielsen surveys regarding the social media behaviour of Australians has found that 90% of all crying laugh emojis posted...
Top 5 Disgusting Welfare Burdens To Distract You From How Little Tax News Corp Paid This Year
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Just in case you weren’t aware, our society is at a moral crossroads.
The fabric of our beloved Australia is...
Tropical Goth Praised For Commitment To Trench Coat On Townsville Esplanade
LEROY PERCIVAL | Investigative | CONTACT
A 'tropical' Goth from Far North Queensland has been praised today for his dedication to the dark, heavy clothing associated with his subculture,...
Panics Sets In As Cashier Finishes Up Swiping Groceries With Mum Nowhere In Sight
KENT REGINALD | Culture | CONTACT
An overimaginative local 8 year old is freaking the fuck out at Betoota Woolies tonight, after realising that the grocery store cashier is...
Single Bloke Trying To Stay Off The Piss Hits Up Driving Range For 4th Time This Week
EDITH McCUTCHEON | Local News | Contact
In a similar vein to the ‘New year, New me’ kind of thing, Albert Jensen has tried to...
Labor Hires Bernard Tomic To Count The Millions Wasted On NBN
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Following the newly released 'Cabinet Files' - based on an astonishing collection of files found in an abandoned filing cabinet in a second-hand shop in...
