Jenna Hoping Mark Doesn’t Tell Anyone That She Told Ally That Bella Hooked Up With Tim
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Jenna Betts (27) says she doesn't really like partaking in gossip, but sometimes it's for the greater good.
And, for the record, it's not...
INXS Best Enjoyed At Full Volume In Greek Hunk’s Marrickville Mercedes, Says The Chicks
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A recent report by the nation's chicks has found that the music made by 1990s Australian rock band INXS sounds way better when...
Mum Fucked Up And Bought Diet Cordial Again
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A giant ice cold glass of obscure tasting orange fruit crush has confirmed that mum has accidentally thrown the 90% less sugar version...
Cellmate In Prison Movie Luckily Just A Kind-Hearted, Well-Connected, Mentor Figure
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A wrongly incarcerated lead character in a prison movie has been relieved to find out that, out of all the psychopaths in the...
Wake Attendees Comforted By Arrival Of Spring Rolls
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Proving once and for all that every cloud has a silver lining, those mourning the untimely death of local second grade coach, Reginald...
FIFO Worker Out Blowing Entire Hour’s Pay Up His Nose, According To Snapchat
If Rodney Smith was a professional footballer or aspiring reality television star, he would be in a fair bit of trouble today.
The 30 something...
International Women’s Day: Local Men’s Rights Activist Psyches Himself Up For A Big Day Online
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As the world takes the day to acknowledge the annual March 8th commemoration that International Women's Day, one local men's rights activist named Darren...
New Baby Boomer-Themed GPS Tells Users How This All Used To Be Bush
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The Global Positioning System (GPS) game has received a shake-up this week, with the arrival of the new Baby Boomer themed voice...
Girl Named Imogen Says Bali Is Actually Pretty Nice If You Go To The Right Places
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Imogen Airth (23) has quashed some stereotypes about the little Indonesian island of Bali today.
The part-time Yoga Instructor who still lives at home...
Slight Cough At Risk Of Becoming Something Much More Serious If Body Forced To Exercise
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‘Better to be safe than sorry’ has been the mantra of Chris Carey for the best part of her life. It has...
