Smoker Validates Disgusting Habit By Providing Bottle Opener For Everyone
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local piece of shit who loves polluting the atmosphere with the wafting smell of his own lack of self respect, has today...
Inner-Brisbane 4WD Owner Finally Takes The Beast Off-Road In Reckless Curb Park
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Ascot-based real estate tycoon, Darren Fanning (35) has today 'broken in' his brand spankin' Prado, after pulling the arse out and parking with...
Catlike Abilities Wasted On Cats
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
According to its owners and other acquaintances, a local cat has spent most of it's spoilt life on its arse, and not...
Amazon Working To Stop Alexa From Giggling While Reading Your Search History
The world’s largest retailer and biggest reason your bank keeps calling you to double-check if your card was stolen or not, Amazon, has today...
Senator Di Natale Getting Everything Ready For 20th Of April
LOUIS BURKE | Youth Culture | CONTACT
Leader of The Greens Richard Di Natale did not appear his confident, charming self as he spoke to reporters today, appearing...
New Nationals MP ‘Mrs Joycefire’ Impresses Colleagues At Party Conference
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As The Nationals party begins to feel some sense of normality again, their party summit in Gundagai (aka Rock the Riverina) has...
Unemployed Mate Can’t Believe You Aren’t Keen To Back Up Tonight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A recently-but-not-so-recently unemployed man is making drastic moves to avoid watching Ellen on television today, and instead, he is stretching out phone calls...
David Warner Issues Heartfelt Apology For Betraying ‘The Spirit of LG OLED Televisions’
KENT REGINALD | Scandals | CONTACT
Former Australian Vice-Captain and current holder of the ‘Trevor Chappell Award For Most Disappointing Australian’, David Warner, has issued a heartfelt apology...
Friend Request From Unrealistically Hot Chick With No Mutual Friends Might Be Real Bro
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local moron has today had toss up whether the scantily clad smoke-show that has just slid into his friend requests, with no...
Ethnic Dad Reaches 110 Decibels During Surprise 10pm Phone Call From An Old Overseas Mate
TRACEY BENDINGER | Social Nuances | Contact
The other four members of the flinders family have today had to pause their Shrek 3 viewing as the patriarch received a...
