Local Busker Stages Drive-By In Order To Boost Record Sales
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The local music scene has been rocked by the news that busker Mitch Eastment (23) has staged his own drive-by shooting in order...
Lygon Street Pretty Quiet
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The epicentre of Italian-Australian culture on Australia's Eastern Seaboard looks like a country town this World Cup, especially compared to 2006, when they...
“Women Need To Be More Careful” Says Man Who Passed Out In Pub Car Park On Friday Night
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local man Gordon Leonard (25) says male on female violence can be easily avoidable if our nation's women take care of themselves and...
The Betoota Advocate Interviews Controversial Murdoch Columnist Miranda Devine
Spicing things up for episode 15 with conservative Murdoch commentator and columnist Miranda Devine.
We ask the big questions this week and Miranda tells us...
Ingham’s Truckie Ponders 3rd Zinger Of The Week
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Ingham’s truck driver Martin Gribble (43) is reportedly internally conflicted this morning as he casually contemplates his third Zinger of the week...
Neighbour’s Drop Saw Harmonises Beautifully With Local Kookaburra An Hour Before Alarm Clock
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The trials and tribulations of living in a leafy suburban Queensland enclave were felt by all on Daroo Crescent in Betoota Grove this...
“Wait, So This Is Already Paid For?” Asks Dad Still Struggling With The Concept Of Uber
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Even though this his third or fourth time catching an Uber, a local dad still appears to be battling with how his adult...
“This Ice Thing Is Actually Pretty Bad Hey” Says Shorten During Rare Trip Outside Melbourne
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
During a rare trip to the bush, Bill Shorten has finally realised all those audience members who ask questions about societal disintegration on...
Boring Town Makes Up A Rumour About A Panther
After over 12 months of research, a study by the Black Panther Sightings Organisation (BPSO) has confirmed that there must be a large number of...
Personal Trainer Treats Self To Unpoached Chicken
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Personal trainer Michelle Langley (24) has done the unthinkable and treated herself to some unpoached chicken for the first...
