Social Media Post Funny Enough To Warrant Dropping A ‘B’ In Front Of The ‘ahaha’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A local tradesman has today given a humorous social media post a big old tick of approval.
Browsing through his phone...
Usain Bolt Spotted At Kincumber Maccas With His New 93 Toyota Hilux Flat Tray
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Tuesday's announcement that Usain Bolt will be joining the A-League has been met with excitement from north of Sydney to south of Lake Macquarie - as the...
Report: USB Actually Wasn’t The Wrong Way Around The First Time
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
A local USB thumb-drive has been accused of lying to it's owner this afternoon, after being successfully inserted after three rotations.
The USB's owner,...
Tradie Praised For Posting Video That Isn’t About Cyclists And Parking Rangers Being Fuckwits
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
A diesel mechanic from Traralgon, 164km east of Melbourne, has been praised after gracing Facebook with a non-parking-ranger-related face-to-camer Facebook video.
The father-of-two, Jakson...
Nation That Declared Itself FIFA Champion After 2 Wins Humbled By Speck Of Eastern Europe
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
A country of 53 million people that apparently invented football and hosts some of the most storied EPL clubs in the world has...
Patriot Who’s Never Travelled Past Phuket Says We Need To Look At What’s Happened In Europe
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local anti-immigration advocate has today explained to The Advocate just why you, or anyone you know, just needs to look at what’s...
Australian Journalism’s Next John Pilger Loses Her Spark After 180 Cheese Pull Articles
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Britney Kovacs is often prone to asking herself existential questions.
Not in the wanky Nitschke or Kierkegaard sense, but in the ‘what the fuck...
American Sports Fan Feels Compelled To Celebrate The Fourth Of July For Some Reason
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Despite heavy frost being forecast for central parts of the Simpson Desert this evening, a French Quarter American sports...
Report: Get Used To These Low Cost Social Events, Because Amy’s Saving For Europe
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A recent report by a group of local girlfriends has found that one of their friend's half-hearted plans to holiday overseas in...
The Betoota Advocate Interviews Scottie Marsh
You might remember him from his mural's trolling Queensland Premier Annastacia Palszczuk with murals across Brisbane over the last year.
You might've seen him send...
