DNA Test Finds Bob Katter To Be Distant Cousins With Barking Man From A Current Affair
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Following an immediate DNA test conducted by the recently repaired ABC Fact Checker, answers regarding Bob Katter's alleged Venetian-Semetic-Aboriginal-Lebanese-Irish-Catholic ancestry remain still as...
Bono Still Taking Up Space In iPhone Like A Fuckwit
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A recent report by people who have opened up their Music folder in the last year has found that U2 are still sitting...
GBRF Announce Plans To Spend $444 Million Painting All The Coral Pretty Colours Again
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The Great Barrier Reef Foundation (GBRF) has revealed today what they plan to do with the $444 million dollar grant they have been...
Sky News Admits It Was ‘Wrong’ To Air Interview With Serial Backpacker Murderer Ivan Milat
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After a heavy backlash from viewers, Sky News Australia says it was wrong to air an interview with convicted serial killer and current...
Fairly Standard Quarter Life Crisis Put Down To ‘Toxic People’
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A local Betoota woman who doesn't like her job, is having a pretty textbook falling out with a few of her girlfriends, and...
Turnbull Accidentally Hugs Own Staffer After Mistaking Her For Generic Akubra-Wearing Farmer
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In great news for drought-stricken farmers, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has dusted off the old Akubra and made his way west of the...
Office Worker Too Proud To Admit The Standing Desk Thing Was Just A Phase
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Just over a month ago city worker, Claire Oakden, kicked up quite a stink in the office around the negative health problems associated...
First Big Night On The Piss After Dry July Big Enough To Undermine Health Benefits Of Dry July
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31 days spent not touching any grog were all for nothing, it has been confirmed.
That's according to local accountant and prominent boozehound, Kylie...
Police Launch Investigation To Find The Dog Who Tried To Set Up Bryan Fletcher
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Detectives from the New South Wales Police Major Crimes Unit have launched an investigation into a video that surfaced...
ALP Gets A Bit Cocky After By-Elections And Announce Plans To Begin Executing Bank Executives
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ALP Leader Bill Shorten recorded a resounding victory over Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull's government, winning four of five Federal by-elections around the country,...
