Peter Dutton Appears In Controversial New Advertising Campaign For The Herald Sun
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"Believe that people in Melbourne are too scared to go to restaurants. Even if it means sacrificing everything." reads the billboards currently...
Patriot Spoils Self With Kilogram Of Prawns Marked As Brown Onions At Self Check Out
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For 23-year-old Jackson Kleist, it's not every day you get to live like a king.
Occasionally the base-wage earning property manager will be treated...
Tony Abbott Starts Supporting The Rabbitohs And Calling Female Colleagues ‘Sis’
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After days of hesitation, former prime minister Tony Abbott has drastically changed his conversational vernacular and begun wearing as much red, black and...
Rich White Dude From Sydney Replaces Rich White Dude From Sydney As PM
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In breaking news out of the nation's capital, a rich white dude from Sydney has replaced another rich white dude from Sydney as...
Malcolm Turnbull Quits Parliament And Boards One Way Flight To Cayman Islands
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Departing Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has thrown the towel in today, announcing that he is quitting parliament, and has called the second leadership spill...
Liberal Party Self-Immolates
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The Liberal Party of Australia have today performed a very shocking act of self-immolation, in protest against the difficulties of running a unified...
Bachelor Ratings Crash As Federal Politics Provides More Irrational Conflict And Petty Drama
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It was a bad night for soon to be former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull and an even worse one for Channel Ten.
With...
Report: Politicians Are Fucking Losers
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Malcolm Turnbull's Prime Ministership remains vulnerable after several senior ministers offered their resignations overnight, and reports more fucking losers Liberals are switching allegiances...
Liberal Backbenchers Terrified They Might Have To Send Their Kids To Local Public Schools
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It can be confirmed today that the fear of God is in the heart of the Liberal Party backbenchers.
The motley crew of...
Bill Shorten Begins Studying Videos Of Steven Bradbury’s 2002 Olympic Gold Medal Win
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Malcolm Turnbull has beaten Peter Dutton 48-35 in a snap Liberal leadership spill. The Prime Minister forced his rival to show his hand...
