Government Opens First Strawberry Injecting Room Despite Community Backlash
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Up to 300 people a day are expected to use Australia's first medically supervised drug fruit injecting room when it opens in...
Russell Crowe Posts Bail For Uncle Tony X Ahead Of Rabbitohs Vs Roosters Preliminary Finals
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After a week on remand in Silverwater, Former Prime Minister Uncle Tony X has today finally made bail, after strings were pulled...
Friday Arvo: Bloke Who Just Found A Needle In His Schooner Keeps Very Fucken Quiet
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In some breaking news out of the town's Old City District, Kelvin Brooks has managed to avert a major situation this afternoon.
The...
African Teenagers Enjoying Brief Break From Being Stigmatised By Herald Sun During AFL Finals
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As Melbourne, and a bit of Western Australia, find themselves entranced in the pointy end of the 2018 AFL season - the...
Uncle Tony X Converts To Islam While In Prison
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Former Prime Minister Uncle Tony Abbott has today backflipped on his previous comments about Muslim ideology, after being introduced to the teachings...
PM Says Uncle Tony May Lose Pre-Selection If He Doesn’t Stand For Anthem At Bunnies Match
A bold protest will hang over the South Sydney Rabbitohs as they attempt to keep their NRL premiership dreams alive in tonight’s semi-final against...
Prime Minister Morrison’s Media Advisor Now Looking For Work In Advertising
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Following a nightmarish 24-hours on social media, the millennial Liberal staffer responsible for Prime Minister Morrison's 'Fatman Scoop' video meme, has popped...
Australian Strawberries ‘Find A Golden Needle’ Campaign Backfires
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Strawberries Australia is ducking for cover today after being plastered for their latest promotional campaign.
In a spectacular marketing ploy, the peak Strawberries...
Uncle Tony Appears On Today Show To Condemn Mark Knight’s Gammin Cartoons
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Former Prime Minister Uncle Tony Abbott has today responded with shock and disgust over a cartoon depiction of tennis star Serena Williams...
Dramatic Break-Up Now A Distant Memory After Dramatic New Haircut
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A popular local late 20s women has rolled the dice on the full G.I Jane haircut, despite not being 100% confident that...
