Urgent Recall Ordered On Club Sangers After Barnaby Finds Sharp Object In Armidale Pub Lunch
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The former Deputy Prime Minister of Australia has cast himself back into the headlines again today after calling for a drastic action to...
2018 Koori Knock Out Erupts In Cheers As Beloved Special Envoy Arrives At Dubbo In Private Jet
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Former Prime Minister Uncle Tony X has decided to risk a possible parole violation by chartering a government aeroplane to Dubbo so that...
Peter Dutton Patronisingly Compliments Uncle Tony X For Not Being Like “The Other Ones”
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Ahead of making his way to Dubbo for the 2018 Koori Knock Out, Former Prime Minister Uncle Tony X has today been given...
Millennials Begin Poking Needles Into Vacant Investment Properties To Drive Down House Prices
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Struggling first-home-buyers may have found an easy foot into the hyper-inflated Australian property, it has been confirmed.
Mirroring the the damage done to Australian...
“Dear Men, Think You Can Get Away With Man-Spreading While Alone On Holidays? Think Again”
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Haha.. So Mexico has been kinda fun.
For those who don't read much of my stuff, yeah, I've currently spent the last few weeks...
“It’s Time For Some Balance” Scott Morrison Nominates Mike Baird As New Director Of The ABC
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today welcomed the resignation of the ABC board chairman Justin Milne, and has finally commented on who should...
Uncle Tony X Tells His Nephews That They’re Distantly Related To Latrell’s Mob
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As far as Former Prime Minister Uncle Tony is concerned, Sydney Rooster superstar Latrell Mitchell is basically his own mob.
This revelation comes as...
Bloke Who Ran Over All Those Emus Reportedly Polling Better Than Bill Shorten As Preferred PM
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The Running Over Emus And Laughing Party has today increased its two-party-preferred vote by 2% in the latest Newspoll, shooting past Labor’s...
Emergence Of Mince Pies In Supermarket Heralds Start Of Inner City Leftie’s War On Christmas
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"Argh," he sighed.
"Is it that time of year already?"
In a stunning display of localised indulgent self-loathing, a mildly popular...
Out Of Control Bin Fire Somehow Polling Better Than Bill Shorten As Preferred Prime Minister
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A blazing pile of rubbish has today increased its two-party-preferred vote by 2% in the latest Newspoll, shooting past Labor’s previous election-winning...
