Science Still No Closer To Understanding How Kettles Know When To Turn Themselves Off When They’re Boiling
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The nation's peak scientific body today has released some grim news for those that wonder about things more than...
Will Smith Facing Mounting Pressure To Please Buy His Wife/Non-Wife A Moleskine Diary For Her Birthday
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThe world has this week urged actor Will Smith to please, PLEASE buy his wife/non-wife Jada Pinkett Smith a moleskin diary for her...
Inner City Leftie Laments Chronic Shortage Of Quality Used Golf Clubs For Sale On Marketplace
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One of the smoothbrain city boys that took up the game of golf over the pandemic says being a...
Kamahl Says He Will Now Vote In Favour Of The Voice After Weeks Of Flip Flopping
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Singer Kamahl has indicated that he will now support the Yes vote at last weekend's referendum to amend the...
Uber Warns Treating Workers Properly Will Make This Decadent Western Pig’s $32 Pad Thai Cost A Lot More
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Foreign-owned conglomerate Uber has warned the Albanese Government's sweeping industrial relations reforms aimed at giving "gig economy" workers the...
Pub Chef Spends Break Eating Cold Chips Listening To Deep House At Dangerous Volume
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A French Quarter commis politely declined the exceptionally generous offer from the head chef to enjoy a leftover burger...
Local Man Makes Mental Note To Come Back Tonight And Siphon The Diesel Out Of The Shire’s Grader
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A Betoota Heights sole trader has come across the Betoota Shire Council's road team out on the Durie Development...
FINANCE: Climb The Corporate Ladder By Going To Networking Events All The Time Because They’re Such A Great Night Out
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTHot-shot finance execs who follow me on YouTube and Instagram know that every decision an important person like us...
Kamal’s Manager Smashes Singer’s Phone With Hammer To Prevent Him Weighing Into Crisis In The Middle East
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Pop-soul crooner Kamal played a show at Betoota Heights Workers Club last night to a sell out crowd, treating...
“Shame About This Oil Crisis” Says Rich Little Nerd Smelling His Own Farts In His Stupid Electric Car
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A local electric vehicle owner has spoken of how much of a shame it is that petrol prices are...
