Report: If We Ban Horse Racing, What Will Happen To Our Premier Menswear Brands?
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs research shows younger Australians are moving away from supporting the Melbourne Cup, premier menswear brands such as Tarocash, YD, Politix and Connor...
Dumb and Dumber 3: Death To Hamas Debuts To Lukewarm Reviews
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The Federal Member for Cook Scott Morrison has welcomed reviews of his latest diplomatic effort this week after joining...
“This Place Is A Shithole” Says Man Visiting North Sydney For The First Time
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A Brisbane-based meat trader has suffered the indignity of attending an in-person meeting today in Sydney's soulless and hellish...
Manlet Buys Ranger
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A little guy has bought himself a Ford Ranger today, heralding a new beginning where he gets to look...
“Cowards” Says Veteran Local Health District Nurse Under Her Breath After Parents Reveal They Bought A Snoo
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A nurse at the French Quarter District Health Centre has laughed at two new parents today and labelled them...
Local Irishman Impressed By The Stunning Range Of Reasonably Priced Waistcoats At Tarocash
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A Irishman living in our town's French Quarter is pleased today after learning of fabled menswear shop Tarocash and...
Rugby’s Hamish Calls Emergency Cocktail Dinner In Paris As Code Begins To Implode After Eddie Jones Quits
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Rugby's Hamish has called an emergency cocktail dinner in Paris this evening after Wallabies coach Eddie Jones sensationally quit...
Kid Home From School Sick No Longer Sick After Getting Caught Laughing
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A local boy who was heard laughing at something this afternoon while home sick from school is no longer...
Barnaby Informs PM By Text That He’s Ready To Be Drought Envoy Again
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The unsinkable Barnaby Joyce has thrown his hat in the ring to be the government's drought envoy this week...
Sara Lee Calls In Administrators After You All Got Too Flash For Them
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Everyone's favourite purveyor of frozen deserts has announced today that they've called in the administrators because everyone has gotten...
