“The Baby Has Been Screaming Ever Since You Left” Says Bloke Knowing His Wife Off Having Fun
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With a fresh deck of Marlboro Golds on the cart dashboard and a six-pack of Gold cans generously iced...
Treasurer Jim Chalmers Finds More Cracks in the Economy to Fill with Immigration Spakfilla
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Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers has told reporters in Canberra this morning that the economy is still on shaking ground...
Controversial Bill Enters Tasmanian Parliament To Finally Legalise Marriage Between Mainlanders And Locals
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In a groundbreaking move that has both angered and elated residents of the Island State, the Tasmanian Parliament has...
Upper Middle Class Guy Has No Opinion On What’s Going On In The News Because He Doesn’t Consume Any News
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The son of some cunt has told The Advocate that he doesn't really care about what's going on around...
Minister Allegedly Trying To Reform Gambling Industry Says It’s Normal To Be Wined And Dined Repeatedly By Gambling Industry
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Local Communications Minister Michelle Rowland has come under fire this week for repeatedly being unable to resist the urge...
Local Cleaner Interested To Learn AirBnB They Clean For $100 Has A Cleaning Fee Of $250
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A Lake Betoota cleaner learned today that the Airbnb listing he just cleaned for $100 attracts a cleaning fee...
Local Man Becomes First Person In Recorded History To Accidentally Kill Kikuyu Lawn
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A Betoota Heights homeowner has become the first person in recorded history to successfully kill Kikuyu, prompting a visit...
Filipino Neighbours Casually Sing The Shit Out Of Ja Rule & Ashanti’s ‘Mesmerize’ While Blind During 3am Karaoke Session
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In a boozy spectacle that defied both time and sobriety, a group of Filipino mates left their neighbors...
Treasurer Jim Chalmers Wishes There Was Another Way To Fight Inflation Besides Interest Rate Hikes; Like Tax Reform Maybe
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Federal treasurer Jimothy Chalmers has lamented the latest decision by the Reserve Bank to increase interest rates by .25pc,...
Man Doesn’t Know It Yet But This Year, It Will Be Him Dying On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Herald Sun
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Somewhere in the City of Melbourne, a young man is heading to the races not knowing that it will...
