“Dial Before You Dig? What Am I? A Leftie?” Says Excavator Operator Before Plunging Neighbourhood Back To The Dark Ages
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A local excavator driver has brought commerce and content consumption in Betoota Heights to a halt this afternoon after...
It’s Happening!
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTMariah Carey's has fully defrosted just in time for Christmas!
At last, the iconic Mariah Carey's Christmas anthem is back from it’s year-long...
Local Man Wonders Why Pregnancy Pillow Is Still On The Bed And Not In The Bin Now Baby Is Here
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A French Quarter father has been left wondering why the pregnancy pillow is still on the bed now his...
Report: New Mystery Respiratory Illness In China Could Help Fight Inflation By Forcing Everyone Over 55 Inside Again
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A radical plan put forward by the South Betoota Polytechnic College Minksy School of Economics has suggested that one...
RBA Chief Michele Bullock Wants People Under 35 To Simply Exist To Service A Mortgage
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The new Reserve Bank boss Michele Bullock has signalled the central bank's intent to push interest rates higher to...
Silly Rich Freak Gets Himself A Silly Rich Freak’s Car
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A French Quarter weirdo has walked past every other car on our town's auto alley and pulled up at...
Pauline Bangs A Few Keys Of Ket At The Wave Rock Weekender In Defence Of Free Speech
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Senator Pauline Hanson has defended her recreational use of equine tranquilizer at a West Australian music festival earlier this...
Outgoing Rugby Chair Hamish McLennan Begs Board For Just One More Long Lunch At Mr Wong Before He Goes
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An era punctuated with administrative mediocrity and disappointment has come to an end this week with the resignation of...
Extremely Intoxicated Man Leaves Pub And Begins Needlessly Arduous And Unnecessarily Dangerous Journey Home
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A French Quarter problem drinker last night found himself walking through Machattie Park at 1 am after being turfed...
Sharp Decline In Quality Of Local Graffiti Clear Sign That You’ve Entered Regional Australia
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a damning report, a new study has found that the extreme drop in quality of graff is the biggest indicator that you...
