Kid Attempts To Snap Cable Car Wire Using His Mental Powers, Sending It Plummeting To The Valley Floor
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The largely forgotten middle child of Tom and Joanna Florence tried and failed to send close to 50 people...
Jesus Reveals Over Half The Prayers He’s Currently Receiving Are From CouriersPlease Customers Praying For The Safe Delivery Of Their Package
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As the Christmas package deadline looms closer, the adult son of our alleged creator has told The Advocate that...
“What Are These Spoilt Hipsters Complaining About, This Place Is Mad” Says Brisbane Man In Merivale Venue For The First Time
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A Brisbane-based insurance assessor is in Sydney this week, attending meetings and tying up loose ends before the year...
Local GP Remains Unwilling To Sign Off On Rooted Man’s Inability To Work Because He’s Still Breathing
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A 60-year-old man with a broken body and no superannuation has been informed by his local GP that he'll...
Opinion: If The Government Cuts Student Visa Intake, Who Will Be Our Exploitable Underclass Of Workers?
OPINION
The Federal Government has announced plans this week to cut back on the record number of immigrants the nation is taking in, choosing to...
Woman Seeks Husband’s Opinion On Potential Clothing Purchase Like He’s Gok Wan Or Something
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA married heterosexual woman made an interesting choice this week when she asked her equally-straight husband’s opinion on a dress she...
Caravaner Prepares To Drive Slightly Above Speed Limit As Overtaking Lane Approaches
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An old man wearing a crushable leather hat is preparing to drive slightly above the speed limit because there's...
Old Codger Stops To Admire Busker Playing The Glass Harp Because You Don’t See That Type Of Talent Anymore
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In an increasingly rare moment of cultural appreciation in our regional community, local resident Albert "Bert" Thompson (78) interrupted...
Local Howard Battler Downsizes To Gorgeously Renovated Terrace House
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A breeding pair of Howard Battlers, a protected species under the Taxation Administration Act (1953), have offloaded their four-bedroom...
Man Sees His Tax Dollars Hard At Work As He Overtakes Elite Private School’s Coach
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A local man is pleased today after seeing his tax dollars hard at work for a change.
Mark Montague, of...
