Barnaby Joyce’s Debut Novel ‘Weatherboard & Iron’ Remains Untouched In Annandale Street Library
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Barnaby Joyce's stirring debut novel, 'Weatherboard & Iron: Politics, The Bush And Me,' has been sitting untouched in a...
“China Is Going To Enslave Us All” Says Idiot That Hasn’t Even Driven An MG ZS
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Over the weekend, a Betoota Heights real estate agent was holding court in the front bar of the Bjelke...
New Neighbours Series Takes Promotional Advice From Rug Outlets
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTProving that an oldie can still be a goodie, the soap opera Neighbours has clearly been taking promotional tips from industrial rug outlets.
Known...
Advice Column | Invest Your Life Savings on Stock Tips From Mates
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTAs one of Betoota’s most sought after investment seminar speakers, I know a thing or two about how to make...
Advice Column | Clear Out The Auction’s Competition By Letting Bidders Under 50 Know ‘This Will Be One Of My Weekenders’
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTAre you a wise boomer looking to secure your next holiday home but don’t want to put up with any...
Your Summer Guide To Australia’s Diverse Range Of Emotionally Stunted Fuckboys
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Worried about finding yourself in the arms of a fuckboy this Summer? Follow this guide for more information on the five most common...
“We’ve Changed Our Ways” Says Airline That’s Just Given Old Detached Chairman $100k Pay Rise And Jacked Up Fares
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Despite being the architect of Qantas' spiral into reputational obscurity, Alan Joyce had the manners to accept the fact...
Local Gen X Bloke Has Never Been Scammed Because Fuck Everybody And Everything Is A Bullshit Lie
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A 50-year-old Betoota Heights man has revealed he's never been scammed before because he harbours a base-level of nihilism...
“Oh That’s Just Roger. He’s Actually Harmless” Says Dutton Of Man Calling For Journalists To Be Lynched At No Rally
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Opposition leader Peter Dutton has laughed off suggestions that Nazi lunatics are attempting to hijack the No vote for...
The Hamish Assures Angry Rugby Fans That The Board Will Stay On And Ensure Nothing Changes
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In the moments before the Wallabies loss to Wales in France overnight, Rugby Australia's Hamish told detractors and armchair...
