IKEA The Closest Swedish Get To Plundering The Middle Class Anymore
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTNearly 1000 years after the age of the vikings, the country of Sweden has had to admit that IKEA is the closest they...
Victorian AirBnB Owner Just Shrugs And Increases Price By 7.5%
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The defacto leader of Victoria has put the short-term accomodation industry in check this week by introducing a devastating...
Motorist Prepares To Be Absolutely Ripped Off After Taking Car To Mechanic In Cute Building In Nice Part Of Town
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The proud owner of a high-kilometer 2008 Holden Captiva has made the classic error of taking his car to...
Amarok Owner Looks Forward To Creating New And Unusual Ways To Be Anti-Social Both Off And On The Road
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A construction project manager from our town's sprawling Heights district has added to his mortgage stress today by financing...
“Yeah Mate, 2994 Grams And 50cm Long,” Reports New Dad Like He’s Talking About That Undersize Tuna He Kept One Time
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A French Quarter man has been doing the rounds this morning, calling friends and relatives to inform them that...
Advice Column | Why 6-Month Luxurious Overseas Holidays Are Not As Relaxing As They Used To Be
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTBeing the wildly successful finance guru that I am, a lot of poor people have told me that sometimes my...
Advice Column | Spice Up Your Marriage By Making Those Big Purchases Without Discussing Them Beforehand
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTFeeling like your marriage has become a little humdrum? A little same-same? A touch mundane, a bit boring? Generally all...
Low-Testosterone Park Cricketer Actually Weighs Up Getting Spikes
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A young man with genetic muscle tone in the 11th percentile has actually weighed up getting cricket spikes today...
Seriousness Of Text Message Undermined By Choco Cooky Font
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A Betoota Ponds man said he can't help but shake his head and laugh whenever he gets a text...
Dutton Admits He Was Wrong About The Lebanese, The Africans And The Apology But He’s Right About The Voice
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Opposition leader Peter Dutton has admitted this week that perhaps he was wrong to suggest settling Lebanese Muslims here...
