Undercover Comrade Lets Disheveled Local Man Shoplift In Peace
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A former security guard at Betoota Heights Stockland revealed to The Advocate that he frequently witnessed people shoplifting from...
“Woman Are A Pillar Of Rugby Union. They Give Birth To Wallabies” Explains RA Boss Hamish
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The Australian women's rugby union team has criticised the code's governing body this week after they treated the "wives...
Tasmanians Surprising Not So Keen To Bring Land-Based Apex Predator Back From Extinction
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A recent poll has shown that the overwhelming majority of real Tasmanians don't want to bring back the thylacine...
Stupid Airline Makes Out-Of-Touch Ad About Some Weeb Living In Japan Flying Home Business For His Mum’s Birthday Like That’s Normal
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As the cost of living crisis gets worse and ordinary people begin struggle to make ends meet, the nation's...
Mark Wahlberg: “There Would’ve Been A Lot More Blood In First Class Had I Been On MH122 Yesterday”
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American actor and businessman Mark Wahlberg has told The Advocate that if he was on the Malaysia Airlines flight...
Barnaby Distances Himself From Nats Leader David Littleproud; Wants Full Week Of Public Holidays Should Tillies Win World Cup
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Colourful Nationals identity Barnaby Joyce has distanced himself this morning from party leader David Littleproud after he told viewers...
South African Coworker Has Two Schooners And Can’t Help Bringing Up Stories Of Him Shooting Baboons Back Home Again
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Local city worker Darren van der Merwe reportedly consumed a grand total of two schooners of heavy at the...
Over-Dramatic Nonna Pretends She’s Dead After Grandson Jokingly Says Jamie Oliver’s Pasta alla Norma Is Better Than Hers
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Betoota Heights grandmother Maria Rossi, 88, embraced the spotlight at a recent family dinner. The catalyst? Her grandson's casual...
“Can Ya Put Some Decent Music On” Says Dodgy Uncle, Speaking Specifically About Late-90s Xzibit
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The once blurred line between Generation X and the youth has today become a gaping laser cut canyon, as one local 'fun uncle'...
People Who Are Pretty Much Dead Want Say In Future Housing Plan
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Certain members of our town's living dead are up in arms this week after a new social housing plan...
