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Trump Appoints Wrestling’s ‘Iron Sheik’ As A Key Middle East Policy Advisor

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In the last few months, the world has watched in awe as a former real estate magnate, businessman, author and professional wrestling identity has risen to become the newest resident in the White House. Donald Trump's recent revelations regarding his proposed changes to US foreign policy, in particular, immigration, has shocked both Americans and the rest of the planet....

Mum’s Hot Flushes Increase Dramatically After Michael Bublé CD Gets Trotted Out Again

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact CANADIAN PSEDUO-CROONER Michael Bublé has the air con pumping and the fan blades spinning this time or year. Family Christmases across the country are punctuated with open ended questions from mothers, aunts, grandmothers and sisters. Some ask if anybody else is hot? Others just declare that "it's just too fucking hot in here". At any...

New Office Employee Begins Search For ‘420-Friendly’ Co-Workers

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Benjamin Harvey, a newly hired graphic designer at Corporate Signage Australia, has embarked on his low-key yet persistent search for fellow employees who may share similar interests to him. "Brisbane is boring enough as it is. I only just moved here and I need to know where 'my people' are at," says Mr Harvey with a sinister grin. "In an office of 45...

Australian Youth At Risk Of Being Radicalised By Cool Older Cousins

DUSTIN WAGIN | Contributor | CONTACT A new report claims that Australian youth are vulnerable to radicalization by their cousin Brad. With the recent hysteria surrounding lone wolf attacks by gun-wielding extremists in France, Australia and Mali - both ASIO and other Government agencies have been scrambling to find a more efficient way to track and combat radicalization. But with cousin Brad in town this just...

Study Reveals Direct Link Between Cheez TV And Crystal Meth Addiction

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A new study out of the University of Western Australia has revealed a link between use of the illicit substance ice and past viewership of morning children’s show, Cheez TV. Researches have stated that ice users who reminisced fondly of the cartoon variety show were far more likely to become addicts, particularly if they began to recall...

Marty McFly Relieved To Learn That Being White Is Still A Massive Advantage

22 October, 2015. 13:20 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact After not even 24-hours in this century, world-renowned time traveller Marty Mcfly says he is very relieved to learn that his white privilege is still very valid in 2015. "I mean how about my luck!?" says the spritely Californian. "I was really worried that I could have been met with some sort of racial prejudice when...

Uh-Oh Spaghettio! Local Man Realises Pokie Machines Took His Entire Paycheck!

22 October, 2015. 11:20 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Hidden cameras from inside the gaming arcade in Western Sydney's Fairfield RSL have captured hilarious scenes this week - and it's sure to make your sides split! Local blue collar worker, Toolio Runamackus, was recorded having somewhat of a mental breakdown after realising he had just gambled his entire paycheck through several of the venues pokie...

Scat boy regrets everything that’s ever happened

27 September, 2015. 09:35 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact AFTER DUMPING HIS third cap of the evening, Miles Panache says he wasn't sure if that was the right decision. While onlookers looked on, Miles and his co-drug-affected friends formed a huddle in the makeshift dancefloor of their mutual friends living room. As their skulls met side by side in the...

Young Australian looks forward to having dreams crushed in London

21 September, 2015. 16:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact AFTER CONTINUING TO languish in his dead-end job that brought him no joy in life, a 24-year-old man from Brisbane has decided to pack up his life and move to London. In a quest to find meaning in life, Brett Gill said he's ready to take advantage of the widely exploited Youth...

Scientists establish link between diminished brain function and Hillsong Church

19 September, 2015. 12:32 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A LEADING research fellow at a prominent Sydney university has been able to establish a link between people with diminished brain capacity and the evangelical Hillsong Church. Professor Gabrielle Bouykisser from the University of New South Wales says that the study took place over a number of years and had nearly fifty...

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