Mum’s Gone A Bit Overboard Buying Grog For Her Royal Wedding Party
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If the last Royal Wedding was anything to go by, a polite and homely homemaker from Betoota Grove has...
Did You Know: Cate Blanchett Actually Married The Tim Tam Genie From That Ad In 1994
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In a time when shows like Blue Heelers ruled the screens, and Mariah Carey just wanted you for Christmas,...
Recent Cold Weather A God-Send For Local Slow News Cycle
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The executive producer of the IMP-9 Imparja Betoota collapsed into the newsroom beanbag this morning defeated.
Stacey Macklin flipped through the local and metropolitan newspapers...
Anarchist’s War On Commercialism On Hold To Buy Mum A Present For Mother’s Day
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The last time Sam Pearson was brought before the attention of the local courts and The Advocate, he was...
Middle Manager Validates Existence By Making Small Change To Project Just For The Fuck Of It
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Not many of Gavin Harrison's coworkers know exactly what he does all day, they just know he does something.
He's been working at the...
Ageing Journalist Sits Down To Pen Yet Another Thinkpiece On Who Millennials Really Are
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After finding himself at a loose end with nothing left to write about for the weekend paper, Darcy Boyd,...
Man Reminisces On Time In Prison As Motor Inn Breakfast Slides Under Door
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"Except this time it's actually food you might want to eat!" he said.
"It always takes me right back to solitary. When they'd open...
Bored Homeowner With Nothing Left To Do Becomes Mature-Age Student
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Some accuse Gilbert Speers of enrolling in a Bachelor Of Business Studies out of spite - just to make...
Melbourne Installs Snowmaking Guns Around CBD In Latest Push To Be More European
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The incumbent Premier of Victoria has blamed the lack of local government leadership in Melbourne for some recent developments...
Ed Sheeran Formally Apologises For Spike In Acoustic Guitar Loop Players In Pubs Around World
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A nationwide pandemic which has seen 'one-man-bands' take over pubs and clubs around the country has been traced back...
