One Night Stand’s Dog Looks Up At Local Man With A Vacant Look Of Disgust
CORBIN DANIELS | Crime | Contact
With his ponytail flapping playfully in the warm desert breeze last night, a mildly unpopular accountant threw caution to the...
Tesla Owner Admits He Misses The Dank Aroma Of Petrol While Filling The Car Up
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local tech start-up co-founder used to think he had everything in life - until he bought a Tesla.
Gone were the days Mark...
Recovering Gambling Addict Longs For Day He Can Watch Live Sport In Peace
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
There was a time when Dennis Pooley could watch live sport at home, but after losing his home through a gambling addiction, nowadays...
Triple J Launch Internal Investigation After Station Broadcast Country Song
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Heads are set to roll at the national broadcaster next week as Triple J launches an investigation this morning...
Jim’s Group Capitalise On Growing Narcotics Trade With New Franchise Option
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Popular franchise business Jim's Group has created controversy today by announcing that they're looking to capitalise on the recent growth in the...
Man Charged With Torture After Leaving Empty Tim Tam Packet In Fridge
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Betoota Heights man has fronted court this morning after being charged with torture earlier this week.
Darryl Norman Carmichael...
Dutton Hires Dog The Bounty Hunter To Find Missing Cameroonian Athletes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
It's been four weeks since the Commonwealth Games closing ceremony and the visas of eight Cameroonian athletes are due to...
Popular High Schooler’s Unplanned Baby Has 24 Godparents
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The unexpected and unplanned conception of Avale'igh Grant has resulted in a rush of excitement for the close friends of the regional...
Prominent Local Banker Confirms Claims His ‘Adlay’ Son Is A ‘Toy C**t’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A merchant banker has been forced to take time out of his hectic afternoon to address growing allegations that...
PM Enjoys A 440mL Monster Can At Smoko In Bid To Understand The Common Man
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Observing the men currently building the fence blocking the public from accessing the top of Parliament House this morning, the Prime Minister saw...
