Local Rugby League Team Buys Scrum Machine Just For A Laugh
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The President of the Dolphins Leagues Club in Betoota Heights has lashed out and purchased a scrum machine which has brought much joy...
CSIRO Launch Study Into Why Dropped Handbags Always Land Upside Down
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"Fuck!" she said sharply.
"Fuck!"
Lucy Taylor's handbag fell off the table and predictably lands upside down - in the middle...
Morbidly Obese Office Worker Surprisingly Confident Of His Chances In A Zombie Apocalypse
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A local sales executive and current office foosball champion is convinced that his natural sales acumen and ability to write emails...
Fancy Man On Health Kick Treats Himself To A Refreshing Longneck Of San Pellegrino After Work
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He's told just about everyone so far but there's one person he hasn't told about his new health kick.
In his own words, that...
James Sutherland To Return To His Old Job As Bunnings Sandpaper Specialist
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Outgoing Cricket Australia CEO James Sutherland announced his resignation earlier today, making the administrator the latest high-profile scalp to be claimed by the...
Dolphin Looks Forward To Seeing What New Reusable Plastic Bags Taste Like
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One of the seven bottlenose dolphins that calls the town's only saltwater bore drain home has telepathically spoken to...
Disappointment As Podcast Reaches Good Part Just When Woman-About-Town Gets Home
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Grace Sherlock toyed with the idea of walking around the block a few times but ultimately decided to press pause and put her...
Just When Bloke Thought Bullshitting Man’s Yarn Couldn’t Get Any Better – It Does
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Though there's absolutely no way any of what he's saying actually happened, that didn't perturb a young drinker from plough on through his...
Man Serving 30 Days In Facebook Jail For Spicy Memes Says It’ll Take More Than That To Silence Him
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What he posted can't be repeated - but it prompted a visit from two detectives and a month-long ban from Facebook.
Around 6pm last...
Milk From Rudd-Era Discovered In Local Sharehouse Fridge
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To say the scene was confronting is an understatement - that's according to Capt. Damien Rustle from the Betoota...
