Slow Walking Friend Slowly Killing The Fastest Walker In The Group
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"Mate, can you put those legs into thrid gear? We're going to be late otherwise," he said.
"Honestly, there's as...
Couple Straight Back Into It After First Baby Fails To Hit 100 Likes
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New parents Leah and James Finbar state they are immediately trying for a second child after the birth announcement of...
Young-At-Heart Parents Show Their Age Packing For Holiday Two Weeks Early
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Upper Betoota Gardens couple, Simon and Shell Brogue, have really shown their age today by laying out clothes and...
Another Pair Of Local Woman’s Shoes Lost To Dancefloor Residue
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Kirstin Fischer has this morning woken up with double the hangover. Not only does it feel like someone has...
“This Is Just The Beginning” Says Eliminated Reality TV Contestant Nobody Will Hear Of Again
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Sometime last year, Gilbert Boing was eliminated from Channel 10's Survivor and on that warm tropical night his torch was extinguished - he...
Man Returns Home From Work To Learn He’s Now On His Partner’s New Diet
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"I'm doing the GLUMAP-free diet," she said.
"It'd also be really good if you could do it with me, seeing as though it'd remove...
Shane Warne Floats The Idea Of Bringing Back His Old Talkshow At FOX Exec Meeting
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A whole boardroom nervously laughed this morning at FOX Sport's Sydney headquarters today after recent big-name signing Shane Warne...
Michaelia Cash Grabs Letter Opener As Person Serving Subpoena Knocks On Door
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Embattled Liberal Senator Michaelia Cash reportedly snatched an idle letter opener off her desk and hidden under the table as a man attempting to...
Local Shearing Team Breaks Even After Payments Made To Shed’s Swear Jar
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Sometimes swearing up to twice per sheep, a local shearing team has told reporters that they've barely broken even...
Holidaying Tax Accountant Gets A Bit Ahead Of Himself With GoPro Purchase
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Though he doesn't plan on doing anything too extreme on his upcoming holiday, a popular local tax accountant as purchased himself a GoPro...
