Confused Cyclists Finds Themselves Riding Down Local Footpath
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A pair of cyclists were seen riding down a narrow footpath this morning in the Old City District, prompting...
Blues Fan Entering Period Of Optimism Before State Of Origin
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Local blues die-hard Josh Sullivan has already begun explaining to coworkers why New South Wales will win the State...
Queensland Man Arrested For Allegedly Using His Outside Voice While Inside A Sydney Pub Overnight
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A Brisbane man is due to face court this morning after being detained by police overnight for allegedly enjoying himself in Sydney overnight.
John...
Uncle’s ‘Controversial Opinion’ Surprisingly Mild
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A Henderson family get-together has finished on an unorthodox pleasant note today, which pundits are attributing to uncle Brian...
Overly Polite Man Unable To Leave Negative Review Of Pizza Man That Ruined Dinner
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Despite ruining his dinner last night, a very polite young man wasn't able to leave a negative review out of fear it might...
Nice Part Of Town Puts Fairy Lights In Trees
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Far from the rampant carjackings and random stabbings of the South Ponds district, a Betoota Grove Municipal Council motion...
Volcanologists Pierce Brosnan And Tommy Lee Jones Reunite For Hawaiian Volcano Epic
KATHERINE POOLEY | Film | Contact
Two prominent silver screen volcanologists are set to combine their knowledge and latent sexual energy in an X-rated reboot of...
Coastie Named ‘Kade’ Smashes Stereotypes By Not Knowing How To Fight
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A Maroochydore man who now calls Betoota Hills home has confided in friends, who then immediately told The Advocate, that...
Person From Melbourne To Appear On ‘The Project’
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A person from Melbourne is set to appear on the embattled Ten Network's flagship youth-orientated news programme 'The Project' tonight in what's been...
Man Painstaking Selects Offensive But Thoughtful Card For Brother’s Birthday
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Aside from choosing the crudest and arguably least politically correct card for his brother's upcoming birthday, Brett Gregson also felt compelled to leave a...
