Teenage Townie Transitions Into Manhood With Ritualistic Smiley Burn
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Ouchies were had big time at the Gallagher residence last night in Betoota Heights as young Brett Gallagher received...
Man Begs For The Sweet Release Of Death After Mistaking Intermission For The End Of Amateur Theatre Production
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With just a minced California roll and two glasses of pinot noir sloshing around inside him, a Betoota Heights...
Cotton Farmer’s Son ‘Livid’ After Dad Buys Him The Wrong Mercedes Benz Ute
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A popular Hebel-area farmer's son has lashed out at his father this morning after it's been revealed that he...
Wallabies Fan Still Dirty At Team For Winning And Ruining His Multi
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A mildly-unpopular doctor's son has lashed out at the in-form Wallabies this morning after he revealed to friends and family that he would've...
First-Year Knows He Shouldn’t Be Looking At The Welding – But Can’t Help Himself
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"It feels like someone's thrown sand in my eyes," he said.
And he told our reporters who knows who that person is.
Himself.
Working yesterday on...
Colourblind Man Urged To Explain What Random Object Looks Like
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Financial advisor Campbell Hislock (34) is furious at himself for telling co-workers about his colourblindness as he has now...
OPINION: Are Three-Wheeled Scooters Making Our Kids Soft?
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"Yes," he said.
"If you buy your kid a three-wheeled scooter because they can't ride a two-wheeled variety, you are setting your child up...
Property Owners Put End To Son’s Fortnite Addiction After Learning It’s Killing The NBN
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"Tyler!" he screamed up the stairs.
"Tyler! You better not be playing that fucking game!"
Tyler was playing that fucking game.
In a statement made earlier...
Frydenberg: BoM Pay Freeze ‘Not The Result Of Being Critical Of Government Climate Policy’
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Staff at the Bureau of Meteorology have suffered the same relative fate as their broadcasting cousins today after plans...
Local Indie Surf-Pop-Rock Band Makes Waves With Lyrics That People Can Actually Understand
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They've been playing the Simpson Desert music scene for a number of years now but for French Quarter surf-pop-rock...
