Liberal Party Cafe Brawl Breaks Out After Rogue Members Criticise Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
In some breaking news out of Sydney, it has been confirmed that the Liberal Party Branch brawl stemmed from a disagreement over a famous...
Coworker Loudly Asks Dumb Question Instead Of Googling It Like A Normal Person
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
City workers at the French Quarter's new WeWork complex were subject to a very loud man today who rather...
Clive Palmer Says He’ll Run The Nation Like A Business
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Besieged mining magnate and political hopeful, Clive Palmer, pushed his boat out earlier this week by announcing his triumphant return to public life.
He...
Last Friend Still Talking About Crypto Concedes That The Dream Is Over
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
There will be no Lamborghini.
No beach house.
No weekend getaways in the private jet, nor models to occupy the Gulfstream's plush...
Nine’s Sports Arm Renamed ‘Wide World Of Reality TV’ After Losing Rights To Almost Everything
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Channel Nine has confirmed today that they will be renaming their iconic and long-running anthology brand the ‘Wide World Of Sports’ (WWOS) this summer.
Nine’s WWOS has...
Stan Grant’s Personal Assistant’s Assistant Confident Her Job Will Survive ABC Sell-Off
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
More than 100 MPs and members are in Sydney for the Liberal Party's annual federal council which is expected to be the last...
Farmer’s Knowledge Of The Land Set To Die With Him After Sons Decide Not To Take The Farm On
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A popular local grazier has had to come to terms with the fact that all the knowledge he's gained during his farmer career...
Survey: 80% Of Inner City Left-Elite Still Kept Awake At Night By The Adler Shotgun
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Fresh from complaining about his slightly overcooked $10 rump last night down the Gibbering Elf Club in the Old...
Opinion: Here’s Why Racism Might Be Problematic.
JAMIE HOTTAKE | Outrage | CONTACT
It’s fair to say 2018 is probably the worst time ever to be a marginalised minority and it boils down to one simple...
Girls’ Drinks Enters Hug Phase
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact
It’s Saturday afternoon at the French Quarter's hottest day club and the girls just ordered another 3 bottles of...
