Newly Employed Uni Grad Terrified She Might Have Slut-Dropped At First Ever Office Christmas
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Ava-Rose Sprawley worked damn hard at constructing a professional persona at her first real job.
However, on Friday night the young grad may...
Church Attendance Skyrockets In Regional Centres As Drought’s Grip Tightens
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"I've even been over to the mosque and prayed for rain there as well," he said.
"I'll do bloody anything."
Johan...
BORING: Footy Fan Confused As To How A 1-All-Draw Could Ever Be Considered A Good Game
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"There wasn't even a result, bruz," he said, handed extended out toward the television.
"I don't think anybody in this...
Income Tax Cuts To Somehow Benefit Battlers AND Big Business At The Same Time
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Personal income tax will be cut by $144 billion over the next seven years in a victory for Malcolm...
Dutton Says It’ll Take More Than Global Outrage For Him To Backflip On His Child Detention Policy
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Former highway patrolman Peter Dutton has lashed out at US President Donald Trump this morning after the leader signed...
Anthony Kiedis Checks Into Rehab After Shindig Addiction Relapse
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Red Hot Chili Peppers frontman Anthony Kiedis has reportedly checked into a Utah rehab facility this week after his addiction to the shindig...
Frugal Shopper Wonders How She’ll Get Groceries Home Without Buying Reusable Bags
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With half a pantry of reusable shopping bags, Stevie Milson told The Advocate she didn't need any more -...
Local Pilot Says She Just Wants To Be Thanked Like The Glorified Bus Driver She Is
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The pilot of a high-sophisticated passenger jet says she just wants to be thanked for doing her job -...
“Cricket Has Hit Rock Bottom” Says Millennial Who Thinks The 80s Were All Fun And Games
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Coming of age during the nation's sporting halcyon days at the turn of last millennium, a Betoota Grove 27-year-old is...
A Current Affair Reporter Apologises For Aggressive Demeanour Once Cameras Are Off
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Earlier today, a local A Current Affair reporter was sent out to Betoota Ponds to get to the bottom...
