Locals Sports Club Announce Steven Bradbury As Guest Speaker For The Third Year In A Row
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If it's not broke, don't fix it.
That's the message that the community is getting from the Betoota Heights Ultimate Frisbee Association (BHUFA) today...
Pub Advertising $20 Jugs Like It’s Some Sweet Deal
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A local pub has faced criticism this evening after advertising a reasonably standard priced jug as a ‘Welcome Back Special.’
The Dog Whistle and...
Hobby-Farming Merchant Banker Understands El Nino Is Pretty Much A Bear Market But Like For Rain
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A French Quarter merchant banker visited his Betoota Downs farm over the weekend and frowned.
For some reason, it hadn't...
Thousands Of Obnoxious Japanese Ski Bums Descend On Australian Snowfields After Jetstar Fire Sale
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Locals from our nation's snowfields are demanding answers from Jetstar today after yet another busload of loud, drunk and casually racist Japanese ski...
Heated Bus Argument Reaches Point Where City Worker Pauses Podcast To Listen To It
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"What's it to you, you putrid mutt?" she yelled.
The driver was taken aback but responded firmly.
"You need to pay like everyone else!"
It was...
Highway Town That Already Has Everything It Ever Needed Receives First Red Rooster
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The small farming community of Betoota Downs in the Development Road to Windorah has welcomed the arrival of a Red Rooster restaurant over...
England Whitewash Australia In Thrilling Series Nobody Knew Was Happening
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In a survey conducted by The Advocate this morning, all nineteen of our respondents didn't know that England has...
Bunnings Finally Concedes To Local Teenagers And Begins Selling Hose Pipe By The Centimetre
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In a bold move to make sure independent hardware stores are gone forever, Bunnings Warehouse have opened a concept Betoota...
CSIRO Declares 808s & Heartbreaks Is – And Always Will Be The Superior Kanye West Album
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Australia's peak scientific body has released their findings into the ongoing debate about what is Kanye West's best album - and not everybody...
“I Don’t Get Cold” Says Lying Coat-Less Hero
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As snow falls across Betoota this week, one brave man has told friends and perfect strangers that he doesn't...
