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A hyperactive subscriber to the International Society for Krishna Consciousness has today proven that you don’t need drugs and alcohol to have a fun time.
You just need an obscure religion that everyone knows about but doesn’t really really know about. And a pure lentil diet.
The lady, who won’t give her name, or explain why she’s currently dancing to bongo drums in a public place in the middle of a work day, seems to actually have a lot more questions than answers.
In fact, it appears her entire reason for being at the train station today is to promote her religion to random suits who admittedly are having a much worse time than she is.
“So, how do you join?” asks one confused office worker, after being handed a leaflet with nothing but religious artwork accompanying a vague quote about love and sharing.
“You can join when you’re ready” she says, with a spacey look in her eyes.
“No, but, like, is there a website or something? Where do you get your outfit from?” he asks again.
She smiles and begins to drift back in her ceremonial dance.
“When you’re ready” she says, before ripping into a bongo drum solo.
