As the girls pile into a taxi taking them from a swanky bar near their office to another establishment, where they intend to keep smashing rosé, Jacinta Shorebreak interrupts the fit of giggles with a serious question.
“Ok. What did we think of Adam?”
“He’s so cute!! The way he sat near you and always asked if you needed a drink. He’s so into you.” Bella encouragingly offered.
The man in question, Adam, is Jacinta’s latest crush, who recently made the brave step of meeting her friends.
“Yeah he’s gorg! But… [tell us about the shape and size of his penis’]” eagerly questioned Kelly, the Samantha of the group.
“Oh [sic], it’s perfect. About this long”
At this comment Jacinta held up her wrist and pointed to an imaginary marker, indicating that Adam’s penis is approximately 15cm long, which is above average.
“And this wide”
Again, Jacinta uses an imaginary measurement. This time holding her index finger and thumb in a circular shape, we estimate a diameter of 4cm.
A chorus of giggles and clapping ensued.
It was at this point that taxi driver, Simon, made an awkward coughing sound, jerking the group back to reality and reminding them that they were in fact sharing intimate details in front of a stranger they didn’t know.
The Advocate caught up with Simon shortly after he dropped the girls at their destination to see how he felt about getting a rare insight into the world of girl chat.
“It was really quite confronting. I have daughter’s their age. I’m really struggling with this”
“[sigh]”
More to come.
