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Proving they are for all children, entertainment conglomerate The Walt Disney Company continues to fill their movies with the most financially viable representation possible.

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Once famously white and heterosexual, modern Disney Princesses are known for being more racially diverse as well as some instances of being just queer enough without pissing off China.

While Disney Princesses are given the focus, little has been done to make Disney Princes more realistic. Until now.

“We are proud to announce our latest prince will be just like the ones we know and loathe,” stated Disney rep Lilly Tian.

“He is an elitist, privately educated middle-aged man who likes to mingle with other wealthy men amongst a group of trafficked underage girls.”

“Oh, I forgot to mention, this is on taxpayer money too!”

The realistic portrayal of princes sets a new standard for filmmakers who may want to portray princes using the less realistic stereotypes that portray princes as honourable warriors with no interest in befriending or becoming a paedophile.

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