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The Prime Minister has all but confirmed the rumours surrounding white people and dancing, that’s according to his loyal Special Envoy to Indigenous Affairs, Uncle Tony X.
The respected Northern Beaches elder and Member Of Warringah has been quick to criticise The Nightwatchman’s attempt at shake-a-leg yesterday, stating that the performance was so white that if his dance moves were a person, their favourite show would be Frasier.
Prime Minister Scott Morrison did not ask Mr Abbott to be a minister in his new Government, but instead asked him to take on the role of envoy, citing his close association with Aboriginal Australia after growing up in a six bedroom mansion in Sydney’s Northern Beaches and working for the Liberal Party for nearly three decades.
While spending his time working with mob between Cherbourg and Bourke, Tennant Creek and Katherine – it appears Uncle Tony X has been laying low since his stint in prison in October 2019 for jaywalking after a Rabbitohs game, and subsequent conversion to Islam inside.
However, now that he is back in town – after spending months tirelessly working to improve and empower the lives of Aboriginal people away from cameras – Uncle Tony X says he is in a comfortable position to give recommendations to the Morrison government.
His first word of advice: stop dancing because it’s so shame.
This comes after Prime Minister attempted to bond with community members by trying his hand at Indigenous dancing with the Waymbuurr Warra dancers from Cooktown, Far North Queensland.
Uncle Tony X, who has literally not stopped working to better the lives of Aboriginal people since he was put in charge of bettering the lives of Aboriginal people just days after he pointlessly orchestrated a the career assassination of the last Prime Minister and condemned the coalition government to an assured loss of government at the next election, says Morrison’s watching Morrison dance for the blackfellas is almost as entertaining as watching him dance for the banks for the last decade.
