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A local woman has reached breaking point after a particularly stressful day at work, it’s reported.
Jess Simpson [26] tells The Advocate that she’d been looking forward to coming home and curling up with some wine and junk food when she spied a rolled-up packet of chips on the counter.
Eager to polish off the rest of the honey soy chicken, Jess is disappointed to discover that the packet was pretty much empty, save for a few chip crumbs and flavouring.
With a look that is somewhat a mix of pure disgust and utter disdain, Jess angrily scrunches up the packet and throws it in the bin.
“He’s fucking taking the piss, that’s for sure.”
“I told my husband he could at least save me some crumbs.”
“I didn’t think he’d take me literally.”
Jess reveals to The Advocate that she’d had an ongoing problem with Nick when it came to his consumption of snacks, which had gotten progressively worse the more comfortable they became with each other.
“I don’t understand how someone so skinny can eat so much”, says Jess, “he’ll have a whole family-sized block of chocolate in one sitting.”
“It’s almost like this mechanical shoveling motion. I doubt he enjoys food at the rate he’s consuming it.”
“I’m starting to think this is a passive-aggressive way of saying he hates me.”
More to come.
