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Chris Bowen, a person is currently the Shadow Treasurer of Australia at the moment, has accepted responsibility for the crushing recession this nation will enjoy from June this year.
Speaking to journalists this afternoon outside his electoral offices in Sydney’s wild midwest, Bowen said he’s putting his hand up and preparing himself to cop it on the chin over his part in leading the country to financial hardship.
“I’m sorry,” he said.
“Sorry for painting Joe Hockey, Scott Morrison and Josh Frydenberg into this corner. While it’s not exclusively my fault, I’m a big enough man to admit when I’ve fucked up. When I’ve shit in the bed, when I’ve screwed the pooch. When I’ve cooked it,”
“The recession looks like it’s going to start in May, possibly earlier. Once again, I’m truly sorry for all the harm I’ve caused.”
The Advocate reached out to Joe Hockey, Scott Morrison and JoFry for comment but have yet to receive a response.
More to come.
