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The fair dinkum everyday multi-millionaire former marketing executive turned Federal Treasurer turned Prime Minister, Scott Morrison MP has today taken his carefully curated social media presence to a new level.
In a new upload posted to Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, number 31, or ‘the nightwatchman’ as he has come to be known colloquially, posted what can only be described as a ‘thirst trap’ for his loyal liberal voting followers.
The photo, which shows Scott Morrison shirtless in his own bathroom, was reportedly taken after two back-to-back classes at his local f45 gym franchise with his personal trainer, a vaguely recognisable ex-Cronulla Sharks player.
Speaking to the media today, Scomo appeared to be nonchalant about his shirtless post-gym selfie, and pointed out that it’s just part of the culture in Cronulla, and the inner-city elites wouldn’t understand.
“We’ve got festival season coming up” said Morrison.
“I’m shredding like a fair dinkum motherfucker”
When asked how he managed such visible gains since he was last seen exercising at some grassroots football fundraiser a few months back, Morrison smirked.
“Let’s just say…”
“Eat clean, train dirty [haha]”
The Prime Minister chuckled as he mimed putting a syringe in his arm.
“It’s a Cronulla thing”
